On the lighter side . . .

I've been rushing through these blogs due to low internet signals.  (That's what I'm calling it.)  It's hard to get on sometimes or it's really, really sloooooowwwwww.  And, my blogs have been way too serious, educational, and possibly even boring.

I thought I'd share some thoughts with you . . .

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

Whenever I start getting sad about where I am in my life, I think about the last words of my favorite uncle:  "A truck!"

When I woke up this morning, Mike asked me, "Did you sleep good?"  I said, "No, I made a few mistakes."

When I die, I want my last words to be, "I left a million dollars under the . .. "

Life is too short to be serious all the time, so if you can't laugh at yourself, call me, I'll laugh at you.

I will be posting telepathically today, so if you think of something funny, it was me. 

Okay, enough.  I feel better, anyway.